Another month....fags paying the bills!

As always, you faggots continue to make sure my bills get paid. In some cases, I never even see them. Here's the rundown of who pays what each month:

• Electricity - $350/month:  fag gem
• Gas - $60/month:  fag physiqque
• Phone - $110/month: 

I'm giving one of you fag's a chance to pick up the phone bill for this month.  Of course it was paid by a fag last month.  Consider this a fucking honor, and contact me now to pay it!

You'll notice there's no mortgage or rent payment due. That's because I bought my house with fag cash...don't owe a fucking thing on it!